Stranger: privet!
You: A refrigerator sat, looking seductive.
Stranger: XD
You: Its chrome front glistened in the light.
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Stranger: SUCK MY DICK I'M DENMARK
You: A refrigerator sat, looking seductive.
Stranger: oh my god
You: Its chrome front glistened in the light.
Stranger: i love you stranger
Stranger: so much
Stranger: please continue
Stranger: uwu
You: It looked so inviting, with it's icy interior.
Stranger: *STICKS HIS DICK INSIDE*
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You: A refrigerator sat, looking seductive.
Stranger: No way am I gonna snack. I'm on a diet
You: A refrigerator sat, looking seductive.
You: Its chrome front glistened in the light.
You: It looked so inviting, with it's icy interior.
Stranger: Nope. Not freaking falling for it. Iggy said I was fat, so diet for me
You: Its door opened slowly, revealing a large number of attractive cakes.
You: Their rich, sweet icing is frosted over the softest of sponge.
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You: A refrigerator sat, looking seductive.
Stranger: Iceland walked up to it.
Stranger: And fucked it.
Stranger: (It was fun rping with you.)
Stranger: (Good bye)
You: ((ahaha))
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You: A refrigerator sat, looking seductive.
Stranger: Iceland came in, instantly aroused by it.
You: A refrigerator sat, looking seductive.
You: Its chrome front glistened in the light.
You: It looked so inviting, with it's icy interior.
Stranger: Iceland went over to it
Stranger: And then they did it.
You: The refrigerator did not cum as it was a refrigerator.
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You: A refrigerator sat, looking seductive.
Stranger: (( Lolwhut? xD A fridge? ))
You: Its chrome front glistened in the light.
Stranger: Arthur stared at the refrigerator defiantly. "Okay....I knew you ate Flying Mint Bunny....Now spit him out."
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You: A refrigerator sat, looking seductive.
Stranger: the freezer was frowning telling it to GTFO
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You: A refrigerator sat, looking seductive.
Stranger: the microwave looked at the refrigerator
You: Its chrome front glistened in the light, mockingly at the microwave
Stranger: the microwave started singing.
Stranger: "i'm sexy and i know it!"
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You: A refrigerator sat, looking seductive.
Stranger: I love you.
Stranger: I really love you bro.
You: Its chrome front glistened in the light.
Stranger: That. That is just. HNNG.
You: It looked so inviting, with it's icy interior.
Stranger: Bro. Bro, I love you so much right now.
You: Inside was a luscious world of the most delicious of viking-y foods that would any Icelander's knees give way.
Stranger: BRO. STOP IT. I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT!
You: It almost seemed to say, "Come, come to me, beautiful."
You: But it couldn't,
You: for it was a refrigerator.
Stranger: Damn it dude!
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You: A refrigerator sat, looking seductive.
Stranger: LOLOLOLOLOL